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New Yakuza Gets Famitsu Score
38/40 "If you don;t play this game you are a fucking imbecile" - google translate.
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Self promoting skank!
Yeah, probably gonna put someone bombing a marathon over shitty hotels and half-pipes. But there's still time for the terrorist attack that everyone is hoping for!
I bet the Russians already killed everyone that could have even remotely been involved in a terror plot.
The United States sent Jack Bauer on loan to the Russians a couple weeks ago. It's all taken care of.
So what you're saying is that Russian national security is better than American?
Or that they have a little more leeway with stuff called basic human rights.
Sakurai tweeted about the Nintendo Direct so we could probably see some Smash Bros. news tomorrow.
SUPER MARIO MAKER LEVELS:
There is no cardboard box in MGS Ground Zero, WTF!!!!!!
http://www.dualshockers.com/2014/02/12/metal-gear-solid-v-impressions-filter-from-boot-camp-not-a-two-hour-game-best-stealth-yet/
New impressions are GLOWING. Oh and there is this:
To finish mgsv in 2 hours is like going out for dinner with charlize theron and take her to mcdonalds.
After completing the main mission and a side mission in 4 hours the game says I’m at 10% completion. Sounds good to me
Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes. Just saw the ending. Goosebumps. Disbelief. Shock. *reboots game* I’m going back in.
Every soldier in Ground Zeroes has a unique appearance. Their faces, taken from real photos, appear only once per game.
Controls are much, much better than in MGS4. Really easy to do all the stuff you want, easier to interrogate enemies etc.
Completed a full-stealth run of MGSV:GZ. Stealth is the best it’s been yet. Controls are more fluid while staying true to MGS.
I’m finding 3-5 distinct ways of achieving every objective using only stealth. Going for gun-down run next.
Get Ground Zeroes on PS4, not XB1. Way better visuals, frame rate, everything... I believe
So what you're saying is that Russian national security is better than American?
Yes.
Men, you have to see this:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/13/automobiles/sinkhole-beneath-national-corvette-museum-devours-8-cars.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&_r=0
First of all, great headline. Second of all is that the fakest looking photo ever?
No way can the Justice dept allow this deal to go ahead:
Are they talking about Cox Cable? Cox is horrible.
I have Fios myself.
In Soviet Russia, bombers don't kill Russians, Russians kill Bombers.
Time Warner.
Okay I have done all the crazy child protection stuff on my ds, and am now dling Random Bravery.
I have high hopes. HIGH hopes.
Capcom Composer Lied About Being Deaf Oh, and writing the music.
Explain again what the problem here is?
Just listened to start of podcast. Holy shit my voice is quavering. It's hilarious (because my voice has not yet recovered from being sick).
He also claimed to be blind, a Vietnam and Desert Storm vetran and the co-writer of Islands In The Stream.
That reminds me, Wario flavored ice cream would be sour lemon sorbet, with hunks of hard purple rock candy. There's a color theme we have to fit here people!!!! A well established color theme!! Your Killzone flavor was right on though.
I have no problem with any of this. More people should take the time to craft stories about themselves in order to make themselves appear more interesting. Now if you excuse me I have to go catch a jet so that I can monitor the shooting of todays Nintendo Direct, and make sure the company's mouthpiece doesn't screw it up.