Foolz said:

Uh, if that's actual dialogue from the game and it worries people they need to ask themselves why they would want something different from Resident Evil dialogue.

I'm playing RE Revelations and before this I had forgotten how horrible the dialogue in this series could be.  This really wouldn't be much worse.

phantom_leo said:

robio said:

So spill it. What's the story with Christopher Rice?

Sorry. After I posted it, I immediately regretted it. I can't imagine how pissed off I'd be if someone was posting that kind of stuff about me. Sorry to disappoint.

Here, Leo. Have a few beers . . .

*This should loosen his tongue a bit.*

I have to admit, after chasing around bugs in the dark, ripping out dozens of Poe souls, scouring landscapes for tiny golden bugs, searching for letters in Owl statues and searching for Mirror pieces all over frickin' Hyrule, it was NICE ripping things to crap as Ganondorf!  

**I must also admit though after learning so many sword techniques, gathering up a good supply of bottled fairies and hearing about Magical Armor that uses Rupees for energy, I was expecting a much, much, much, MUCH tougher fight from Zant and G... They were BOTH pushovers...**

robio said:

Well then none of you get to hear about the time I sex with the third oldest daughter from "Just the 10 of Us"  the short-lived spinoff of Growing Pains. And you should be sad too because its good... And real. Kinda.

After your last sex story, I'd rather not know, so this is a good thing.

aspro said:

Jerking off to jpgs doesn't count.

It doesn't? Damn, I'll have to adjust my number a bit then.

How does that saying go: "Every time Leo posts a GIF a few hundred thousand more sperm die"...? I think that's it...  

Well a piece of my childhood just died.

phantom_leo said:

It's even worse when you realize what video he is watching...

Everyone knows Kermie was into snuff films.

robio said:

Well then none of you get to hear about the time I sex with the third oldest daughter from "Just the 10 of Us"  the short-lived spinoff of Growing Pains. And you should be sad too because its good... And real. Kinda.

Heather Lagenkamp?  Please tell me you had a fling with Nancy.

I don't think our school library could carry that.  That's almost what I wanted to tell my son last night.